Memoirs written in prose of Sergeant Robertson, Damon M. USMC while in Iraq | ...with frequent appearances of King Hammurabi.
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Dear Family and Friends:
Brief Essay: The Error of Historically-Applied Atheism
I've been reading up on Mesopotamian history as a part of a study of
pyramids/ziggurats (sp?) and I'm sure most of you know that even
though these sorts of structures exist all over the world, from
meso-America to just 80 miles south of myself (ancient Babylon
herself). Different cultures at different times decided it was a
great idea to make these huge stone/earthworks projects... you'll even
find manmade hills/mounds/mountains in Ireland and Britain. It was
the thing to do, of course only after the novelty of stone circles had
past away.
There's a begged question: Why in the Name of God would you haul all
that stuff together and stack it up like it was cool? Mostly
religious reasons. Pyramids are assumed to be tombs. *Assumed*. No
bodies were ever found in them, no inscriptions, etc., that are
commonplace in real tombs like those found in the valley of kings.
Mesopotamian and American step-pyramids (ziggurats) were used
primarily, it is believed, as a means of communication with the gods.
The tower of babel, of Biblical fame, is reputedly the result of man's
quest to build himself a stairway to heaven.
Babylon, specifically: Marduk was the prime deity of the city. His
ziggurat, the tower of babel, called "Etanumenaki" or something funky
like that, was one of the largest (if not the largest) ever created.
The temple courts surrounding his step-pyramid were huge, covering
vast acreage in the city, while next door Marduk had his own palace.
His own palace? Wha...?
Herein lies the fallacy of historical research, succinctly, if not
sloppily, laid out: we read all sorts of accounts about daily life and
assume that they are correct. Crops were harvested in such a way, so
and so owed some other dude a tooth and Hammurabi yanked it out to
make amends, some rich dude married some hot chick from three wadis
over, you name it. All Veritical Truth.
At least we take it that way. Consider the pyramids. There's some
funky math at work in these piles of multi-ton brick. I don't
remember exactly, but the height of the pyramid is something heinous
like 4380 ft (that's real high so I'm not sure I have the exact number
right; we're referring to the Great Pyramid of Giza). Random number,
right? Not so much. It's the exact number of years it takes the
earth to complete one rotation in an ongoing sequence of planetary
conjunctions. Or something.
But that's a real big coincidence. It's just a tomb, though. Right.
Let's get back to babylon. Marduk's ziggurat was created because he
was said to actually come visit babylon. For real. The steps of his
pyramid weren't laid to let people *up*. They're there to allow him a
way down among the people, and a short walk leads him to his very own
palace, which was larger than Nebuchadnezzar's, by the way.
Yet we assume that this religion, this "hocus pocus" of a
superstitious and backwards people, is just a nice story. Used to
keep the masses in line by making them work hard, a welfare project,
etc. We give it any name to give it any designation other than "it
might have some truth to it."
Why on earth do I bring this up... it's a fun "what if.." No, I'm not
suggesting any belief of mine that space aliens or angelic beings
actually visited the pyramids, but let's be honest. Calling these
things merely extensions of human pride and superstition, given what
it took to put them up in the first place, seems a bit insulting.
These same people are known to have performed surguries within the
human skull, for crying out loud. Some of them, and maybe not a whole
lot, but a crucial few really knew what was up.
...
Once we go to mars and if/when we find anything of archeological value
there, then I'll start talking about pyramids and aliens and
"precourser races" and all that fun science fiction Geek stuff.
Yes, if you're wondering what it takes to keep me occupied in my
forklift for days and hours on end when I'm not getting tossed around
by 110 lb. Hadjis, this is it. Or at least part of it.
And Britta says I'm not a Geek. What does she know? I'm proud of my
Geekness. I embrace it. Like "Yankee Doodle Dandy" from the
revolutionary war. One mans' derision is my badge of honor.
Long Live the Geeks!
And all God's people said,
ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
So be it... :]
:D
------- Written on Jan 10th, Failed to post on Jan 13th-------------
Dear Family and Friends:
My Geekness is in dispute. Like any man of honor I must rise to the
occasion in defense of my character.
There are three main kinds of social rejects commonly grouped together
and interchangeably referred to as Geeks, Nerds, and Dorks.
All share a similar quality, that is they excelled primarily in
studies and things of an intellectual nature and tended to suffer in
areas of sports and social activities. Succinctly put, we're smart
but we're whimps who never heard "yes" when we asked a member of the
opposite sex out on a date.
Geeks are more emotively motivated than their counterparts. While
they share common interests such as star wars movies and light sabres
with the others, a Geek is more likely to attach to the emotional
thread of the story line, to identify with the seething anger and pain
in the heart of Darth Vader while simultaneously yearning to share in
the pure heart of his innocent and brave son, Luke.
Nerds are more calculated; mathematically inclined, if you will. They
would concern themselves more with computer programming, arguing over
exactly why a light sabre is impossible/possible to make work, or how
the special effects look cheasy in certain scenes. Nerds have
wonderful hearts, too. Don't get me wrong. They're just more likely
to work in at Nektar Therapeutics than seek employment as a penniless
sitar player/sensitive poet goat-herd.
Dorks are the true Masters of all previously stated traits. They are
the best and worst of both worlds, typically such that they magnify
the faults of either class in order to excell at any intellectual or
creative feats to be had. Generally, while a Geek or a Nerd may break
out of their social castigation in young adulthood, Dorks are in it
for good.
I mean, I'm a Geek and I've knocked people out and broken bones with
my bare hands. Things have changed *slightly* in the past few years.
I actually have gone on a date or two in the better part of the last
decade as well. Some things improve slower than others. Oh well.
Let it be writ that the computer guys are time nazis and don't know
who's been in and out of here at all. I'm the last to enter, the
second to leave. Justice, where art thou?
:D
# posted by chevas @ 1:25 AM 
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